Men are
Like..
PLACEMATS

They only show up
when there's food on the table. ...
MASCARA

They usually run
at the first sign of emotion. ...
BIKE
HELMETS

They're good in
emergencies but usually just look silly. ...
GOVERNMENT BONDS

They take so long
to mature. ...
COPIERS

You need them in
reproduction but that's about it. ...
LAVA LAMPS

Fun to look at it
but not all that bright. ...
BANK ACCOUNTS

Without a lot of
money they don't generate a lot of interest. ...
HIGH HEELS

They're easy to
walk on once you get the hang of it. ...
CURLING IRONS

They're always hot
and always in your hair. ...
MINI SKIRTS

If your not
careful they'll creep up your legs. ...
HANDGUNS

Keep one around
long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.