SMS
→ POEM OR RHYME?
Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of
time...
→ REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A
Dream.
→ NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which
knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.
→ I FOUND U
Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in
between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.
→ IT HURTS
It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts more is to
love someone, and never find the courage to let them know how you feel.
→ FALL IN LOVE
People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love
all over again
→ HEART TO CIRCLE
Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts
can be broken, but circles are never ending.
→ ADVICE ON LIVING
Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't
get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.
→ QUICKSAND
LoVe iS LiKe QuiCkSanD - ThE DeEpEr yOu FaLL iN iT ThE HaRdeR iT iS tO GeT OuT.
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* Surprise 4 u *
Close ur Eyes!
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you cheat!
You didn't close your eyes.
So no surprise!
Only Good morning
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Through all da things that came 2 pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's ur ass.
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I will make u ache, shake & sweat until u grunt & groan.
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LOVE :
L-oss .
O-f .
V-aluable .
E-nergy.
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Love iz like a cloud...
love iz like a dream...
love iz 1 word & everything in between...
love iz a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U.
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When time comes 4 u 2 give ur heart.
2 some1, make sure that u select.
Some1 who will never break ur heart.
Bcoz broken hearts has no spr parts.
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I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds 2 think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3......
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
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hearts change,i know day do...
but thiz heart will always belong 2 u...
hearts hurt, i know day do...
but thiz heart hurts more without u..
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My day may be hectic.
My schedule may be tight.
But I would never let da day
end without saying good nite. Sweet dreams!
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Math iz like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
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Dare iz a place u can touch a woman dat will drive her crazy. Her heart.
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If u're cute, u can call me baby.
If u're nice, u can call me sweetie
But if u're hot, u can call me 2night
http://www.allbestmessages.com/
Funny Santa Joke
Santa: Look out of the window and tell me if the indicator lights are working or
not.
Banta: Yes, No Yes No Yes No
Santa Banta Funny
Santa: Why are you so happy?
Banta: I sent an SMS text message to my wife who is pregnant wishing her and
instantly it says DELIVERED.
Santa Banta Funny Joke
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
Arey Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Santa Banta Postman Joke
Postman: I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Banta: Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.
http://jilljuck.com/Santa-Banta-SMS
Humour
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50p.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.
How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
The wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it. Asked.......did u see the guy that did it? She said......No, but I got the license plate
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds rediculous but I can’t control my feelings 4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!
I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!
Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only. _______I M NOT A Male. Koi jaldi nahin
hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
http://www.smsdose.com
Girls are like police
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want
to hear the truth from you!
http://www.txt2nite.com/girls-are-like-police.html
Your Special Brain
Ur brain is special. It has 2 parts LEFT and RIGHT. In right, nothing LEFT. In
left, nothing RIGHT.
http://www.txt2nite.com/your-special-brain.html
ABC
A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny
G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!
http://www.txt2nite.com/abc.html
Take her somewhere expensive
Girlfriend always complains that don’t take her anywhere expensive.. So
take her to the Petrol Station.
http://www.txt2nite.com/take-her-somewhere-expensive.html
I wnt U 2 know that our friendship means a lot. Whn U cry, I cry. Whn U laugh, I laugh. And whn U jump out the window… I look down and then… I laugh again!
Dearly befriended! Do u take me 2 b ur lawful texted mate, 2 have n 2 hold, 2 read dirty quotes n saucy jokes, in txt messaging n poor signal, till low battery do us part?
What’s the diff btwn stress, tension and panic? Strss is whn ur wife
pregnant, tension whn ur gf pregnant and panic is whn BOTH pregnant!
http://blog.textmefree.com/
- Q : If people from Poland are called Poles,then why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
- Q : What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A : Drool...
- Q : What's the difference between men and government bonds?
A : Bonds mature.
- Q : When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ?
When she starts with "My husband said..."
- Q : Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A : Because they taste funny.
- Q : Why did 18 blondes go to a movie?
A : Because below 18 was not allowed.
- Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
- Q : Do you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
That's how dogs spend their lives.
- Q : What does a blonde owl say?
A : What, what?
- Q : Why does a tiger have stripes?
A : So he won't be spotted.
- Q : Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A : If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels.
Take her somewhere expensive
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My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive.. So I took her to the Petrol Station.
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You’re so hot!
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Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
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The precious unseen
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Life’s a party
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance.
Friends come & go
Friends come & go. Some move away. Some change, and sum just disapper. But I’m not 1 of them. I’m here just 4 two moments.. now & 4ever…!!:)
Ruins your lipstick
Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick. Not your mascara!
Social networks set bad examples to kids
Social networks set bad examples to kids. They encourage writing on peoples walls, poking random friends, and actually wanting to be followed by strangers!
God gave you two legs
God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.Butwhy did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other
Loyalty Test
Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby. HUBBY:Why Same Color?Ppl wil think I nvr change underwear.. WIFE:Whch people?TOTAL SILENCE HUBBY: Damn!
Mosquito Fact
FACT: Mosquitoes are nature’s way of fighting nudity!
You make me rich
My mom always told me that wealth is never measured by money but by love … I wish she could see you so she would know how rich I turned out to be.
Too many passengers
RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.
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