DRINKING
Drink means to take a liquid into the mouth and swallow and all do this from birth we begin with milk. It may also mean to consume alcoholic beverages.
Drinking of alcoholic beverages, has social, medical, and legal aspects. Alcoholic beverages are present in many cultures and have been used by humans for many centuries, under widely differing customs and mores.
Alcohol (Arabic al-kuhul), term applied to members of a group of chemical compounds and, in popular usage, to the specific compound ethyl alcohol, or ethanol. The Arabic word denotes kohl, a fine powder of antimony used as an eye makeup. The word alcohol originally denoted any fine powder; the alchemists of medieval Europe later applied it to essences obtained by distillation, and this led to the current usage.
Alcohols are a class of organic compounds containing the hydroxyl group, OH, attached to a carbon atom. Alcohols have one, two, or three hydroxyl groups attached to their molecules and are thus classified as monohydric, dihydric, or trihydric, respectively. Methanol and ethanol are monohydric alcohols. Alcohols are further classified as primary, secondary, or tertiary, according to whether one, two, or three other carbon atoms are bound to the carbon atom to which the hydroxyl group is bound.
Alcohol is metabolized by the body differently than all other calories you consume. Alcohol is one of the only substances that you consume that can permeate your digestive system and go straight into your bloodstream. It bypasses normal digestion and is absorbed into the body intact, where it goes straight into the liver. one of the primary functions of the liver is to remove environmental toxins from your body – if it is overtaxed with alcohol, the normal removal of these toxins becomes extremely diminished and can result in rapid aging, loss of libido, and other diseases.
Alcoholic beverages include:
Beer; Brandy; Gin; Liqueur; Malt; Mead; Rum; Sake; Vodka; Whiskey; Wine
v Beer, alcoholic beverage made from cereal grains, usually barley, but also corn, rice, wheat, and oats. Beer is made using a process called fermentation, in which microscopic fungi called yeast consume sugars in the grain, converting them to alcohol and carbon dioxide gas.
v Brandy, alcoholic beverage produced by the distillation of grape wine and matured by aging in wooden casks.
v Gin, alcoholic liquor, distilled from grain, and deriving its flavor principally from an infusion of juniper berries.
v Liqueur, alcoholic beverage made of distilled alcoholic spirits combined with one or more aromatic flavoring substances and usually sweetened.
v Malt, substance obtained by allowing grain, particularly barley, to soften in water and germinate.
v Mead, alcoholic beverage made by fermenting honey, known since ancient times.
v Rum, alcoholic beverage produced by the distillation of various fermented cane sugar products.
v Sake, fermented rice beer native to Japan and usually consumed hot or warm
v Vodka, distilled wheat mash alcoholic beverage known traditionally as the Russian national drink.
v Whiskey, liquor distilled from the fermented mash of cereal grains and containing about 40 to 50 percent ethyl alcohol by volume. The term whiskey, also spelled whisky in Scotland, England, and Canada, is derived from Scottish Gaelic uisgebeatha and Irish usquebaugh, both meaning “water of life.”
v Wine, alcoholic beverage made from the juice of grapes
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Don't drink and drive, you may spill the drink.
The law don't drink and drive, people leave the bars when they are still a little sober but on the way home the combustion is still taking place and get dizzy while driving.
DRUNKENNESS - state of losing ones reasoning power as a result of drinking alcohol excessively. Drug addiction has similar effects as drunkenness. In both cases, a person loses mastery over himself, besides the harm he does to his organs. Excess alcohol destroys the liver while excess drugs destroy the nervous system.
Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman
- You can enjoy a beer all month.
- Beer stains wash out.
- You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
- Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
- When beer goes flat you toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- HANGOVERS go away.
- A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
- Beer never has a headache.
- After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
- A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
- If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
- A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
- A beer is always wet.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- A beer doesn't care when you come.
- You can have a beer in public.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- Beer always comes in multiples of six.
- Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
- You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
- After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
- A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
- When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
- You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
- Beer looks the same in the morning.
- Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
- Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
- Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
- Beer doesn't get cramps.
- Beer doesn't have a mother.
- Beer doesn't have morals.
- Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
- Beer always listens and never argues.
- Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
- Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
- Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
- Beer doesn't demand legality.
- Beer is never overweight.
- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
- Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
- Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
- Beer doesn't need much closet space.
- Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
- Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
- Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
- Beer never changes its mind.
- Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
- Beer never asks you to change the station.
- Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
- Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
- Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
- Beer is always easy to pick up.
- Big, fat beers are nice to have.
- Beer doesn't pout or play games.
- Beer NEVER says no.
- Beer is easy to get into.
- Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
- Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
- Beer doesn't wear a bra.
- Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
- Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
- Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
- Beer doesn't live with its mother.
- Beer doesn't blow you off.
- Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
- Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
- Beer doesn't mind football season.
- A beer won't make you go to church.
- A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
- A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
- A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
- A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
- A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute".
- If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
- A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
- A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
- A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
- A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
- If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
- A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
- A beer won't smoke in your car.
- A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
- A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
- A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
- A beer is always ready to leave on time.
- A beer never fishes for compliments.
- Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
- Beer tastes *good*.
- If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".
- A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
- An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
- A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
- A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the beer won't accuse you of it.
- A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the Nationa Football League.
- A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
- A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
- A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
- A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
- A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
- When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.
. Is beer really healthy? Why are the ingredients not listed on the label? Which brands can we trust? Which brands are trying to slowly poison us with cheap and harmful ingredients?
Beer, especially American beer, is made with all sorts of ingredients beyond the basic hops, malt and yeast. There are numerous other ingredients used to clarify, stabilize, preserve, enhance the color and flavor of beer.
For regular beer, calorie levels and percent alcohol are optional and for light beer calories are mandatory but alcohol levels are optional.
“Ingredient labeling on food products and non-alcoholic beverages is required by the Food and Drug Administration. But a whole other federal agency regulates beer, and not very well. The Department of Treasury – the same folks who collect your taxes – oversees alcoholic beverages. That probably explains why we know more about what’s in a can of Coke than a can of Bud. You can also thank the alcohol industry, which has lobbied for years against efforts to require ingredient labeling.”
Many of the beers contained one or more possible GMO Genetically Modified Organisms (GMOs) ingredients.
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High Fructose Corn Syrup (Guinness – unable to provide an affidavit for non-GMO proof)
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Corn syrup (Miller Light, Coors, Corona, Fosters, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Red Stripe)
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Dextrose (Budweiser, Bud Light, Busch Light, Michelob Ultra)
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Corn (Red Stripe, Miller Coors Brand, Anheuser-Busch Brands)
GMOs have not been tested long term on human beings and one of the main pesticides (Roundup) they spray on GMO crops are linked to inflammation, cancer and other diseases.
Unfortunately, most of the mainstream beers available have additives, but luckily, there are a few that don’t. The Germans are very serious about the purity of their beers and enacted a purity law called “Reinheitsgebot” that requires all German beers to be only produced with a core ingredient list of water, hops, yeast, malted barley or wheat. If you drink beer find one that you can trust and stick with it.
Click here to learn more on the shocking Ingredients in BEER
Some Biblical Views
KJV John 6: 35 And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life: he that cometh to me shall never hunger; and he that believeth on me shall never thirst.
KJV John 4:14 But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
(Everything we partake of in this world does not satisfy forever. one gets, and later needs or wants more. Sooner or later the thirst comes again.)
KJV Joel 1:5 Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.
KJV Luke 7:33-35
33 For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say,
He hath a devil.
34 The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous
man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!
35 But wisdom is justified of all her children.
KJV Matthew 24:37-39
37 But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
38 For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking,
marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,
39 And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the
coming of the Son of man be.
KJV Proverbs 23:21 For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
KJV John 2:7-10
7 Jesus saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up
to the brim.
8 And he saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the governor of the feast.
And they bare it.
9 When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew
not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew;) the governor of
the
feast called the bridegroom,
10 And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and
when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good
wine
until now.
KJV Luke 5: 39 No man also having drunk old wine straightway desireth new: for he saith, The old is better.
KJV 1 Corinthians 6:9-20
9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not
deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate,
nor abusers
of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners,
shall inherit the kingdom of God.
11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye
are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.
12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things
are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it
and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord
for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own
power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the
members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two,
saith he, shall be one flesh.
17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that
committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in
you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in
your spirit, which are God's.
MY View
The more you partakes of alcoholic drinks the more one drinks and gets drunk. From the biblical views below what I Understand is that if one drinks (alcohol, wine or water etc) but does not get drunk he has not fallen. But at the point of getting drunk they are doing something wrong. The word of God does forbid getting drunk from liquids, solid substances or smoke. Some music tunes does also conjure the emotions of getting drunk.
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Humour/Humor
Why did God create Whiskey? To keep the Irish from ruling the world!!
Documentary Recommend watching Discovery channels 'How beer saved the world'
for laughs and discovery
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
For the record, here, in a letter addressed to André Morellet in 1779, is what
Benjamin Franklin actually did say:
Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters
the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves
us, and loves to see us happy.
(Source: Isaacson, Walter. Benjamin Franklin: An American Life. New York: Simon
and Schuster, 2003. p.374.)
Click here for the beer national anthem
What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German? A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take
a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they
can handle it.
The wife left a note on the fridge,
"It's not working! I can't take it any more, I've gone to stay at my mother's!"
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold...God only knows
what she was talking about.
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Baptizing A Drunk
A man is stumbling through the woods totally
drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The
preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze.
Whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
'Yes I
am' replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the
river. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found
Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, I haven't.' The preacher, shocked
at the answer, dunks him into the water again, but for a bit longer
this time. He pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you
found Jesus, my brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No, I have not
found Jesus.'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end so he
dunks the drunk in the water again, but this time he holds him down
for about 30 seconds.
When the drunk begins kicking his arms and
legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk
again,'For the love of God, have you found Jesus?'
The drunk wipes
his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,
'Are
you sure this is where he fell in?
(Baptism, death of the
old and birth of new, in order to live after death. Mark16:16, Luke
3:16.)
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of he work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry,” replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”
"There was a guy caught on the Mexican border with $128,000 in his socks. The guy is kind of stupid, though. The Border Patrol asked, 'Why did you stick all the money in your socks?' He said, 'Because I'm using my rectum for drugs.'" -Craig Ferguson
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To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! If you think they can handle it.
If more Americans sucked on more milk wouldn't it create employment for the dairy industry internationally. Cant it be flavored strawberry, Vanilla, even alcoholic milk and beer milk as per their choices.
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